THEY ENVY US <3

An unimpressive rich person or someone who behaves like one. Usually meets any of the following criteria:

A/ They buy and own expensive things they dont really appreciate, simply because thats what other rich people buy (i.e. Ferraris, Harleys, pad in Bali)

B/ They are useless to the rest of us.

C/ We envy them

American adventurers preparing to raft a river in a foreign country. They are decked out with $10000 worth of titanium paddles, bright little suits, and gear from REI:
"these rapids are super class 9 alpha! maybe you should ride in our certified raft?"

Guide floating away in 20 year old canoe, smoking a cig:
"...fancy lads..."