Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny!

American Ride by Toby Keith its a country/rock song

Winter gettin colder, summer gettin warmer.
Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border.
Why buy a gallon, when its cheaper by the barrel.
Just dont be busted singin Christmas carols.

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.
Look ma, no hands.
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.

Momma gets her rocks off watchin Desperate Housewives.
Daddy works his can off payin for the good life.
Kids on the YouTube learnin how to be cool.
Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl.

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.
Look ma, no hands.
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.

Poor little miss Americas town.
She gained five pounds and lost her crown.
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote.
Got herself a record deal, cant even sing a note.

Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller.
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars.
Cousins caught a buzz with an aerosol can.
If the shoe dont fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.
Hot dog, Hot damn.
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
Oh yeah,
na na na na na na na na........

guys ive seen a lot of ppl being hacked like k man , robin and many more most of them tried hacking me but i dont fall for it just when someone tells you can get free games their hacking so dont click the adresss DONT EVEN TALK BACK TO THEM and dont even sign in the site if you clicked it just exit chat or delete the person if their getting annoying (ive been hacked because toasty reported it to me that i was sending him links for games so i changed my password fast so thanks to toasty) and guys becareful out there with hackers

THIS IS TROUBLE PLZ PEOPLE I HOPE MIFUNE(ROBIN) WILL GET HIS ACCOUNT BACK!!!!!!!!!!! P.S he will be in my account sometime just to tell ya.

sorry for taking so long guys but its here

CHAPTER TWO

ESCAPING DEATH

I woke up being pulled away and all I saw was a blur. When I finally got to my senses what I saw was that there were tanks moving up ahead and foot soldiers marching up and I was being pulled by two soldiers to a general talking to a soldier. They finally let me go but I was tied up and the General looked at me like if I was a pile of trash he had a scar in his face and he was wearing new clean cloths and was trying not to get them dirty then he said in a very heavy German accent I almost couldn’t understand he said “Get rat out of here we do not need his services” he handed a soldier a gun and said “Shoot him now private and you will be promoted” the private was tempted. Right when he was about to shoot me a bullet went right through his head and other snipers killed the other Nazis who were holding me but the General got away. Five Russian soldiers came and untied me one said “Dimitri how did you survive last time we saw you swimming with the fishes until the germen found out that you were alive” I replied “I always escape death corporal” he handed me a rifle and said “Use this to survive” . I then went to the battlefield and saw the man I missed the most Sergeant Alexi Lessan I shot three more Nazis before approaching and said in my highest voice so he could hear me from all the gunshots “Alexi is that really you!” he turned and a huge grin came up into his face “Dimitri your alive! I thought you were dead!” we shook hands and then continued fighting. He said to me in a very calm and gentle voice “This time the battlefield has changed Dimitri it is now in their battlefield and if they fight for Germany they DIE! For Germany. The battle kept raging and raging sides were weakening and we lost one thousand men they lost ten thousand and we were stuck fighting in one of their camps I was wounded and was being patched up by Alexi and he said in a low voice “ Dimitri I cannot let you die cause I will die for you , you are the one that keeps this army alive Russia will be grateful for your kindness “ I smiled and went back to fighting after I wasted a whole mag I had one bullet left and there was three more Nazis left the only bad news was I only had one bullet to kill three Nazis and the rest of my men were out of ammo so I said “ I will take the shot of victory my men we are Russians we are strong like bears , fierce like tigers and have the spirit of a lion! All of us together we will win this war with one bullet “ all of them cheered “ UHRAHHHH!” and so did I and I aimed and took the shot. It went right through all three of them because they were standing in a row marching at us begging for mercy but in Russia there is no such thing as mercy. Then every one picked me up and started cheering they put me on top of a tank and Alexi was there with me and he said “ EVERYONE I AM PROUD TO BE CAPTAIN OF THIS ARMY AND THIS ARMY WOULDN’T BE REAL IF DIMITRI WASN’T HERE I ALEXI LESSAN AM PROUD TO SAY THAT RUSSIA WILL STAND FOREVER IN THIS WAR AHYAHHHH! “ and soon after that battle cry I knew things were gonna get better.


COMING NEXT CHAPTER THREE
WILL BE DONE THIS COMING WEEKEND
NAME : TANK BUSTERS