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THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

Xaevier — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 02:59:40 +0000

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny!

I LOVE THIS AMERICAN RIDE

Xaevier — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 00:02:48 +0000

American Ride by Toby Keith its a country/rock song

Winter gettin colder, summer gettin warmer.
Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border.
Why buy a gallon, when its cheaper by the barrel.
Just dont be busted singin Christmas carols.

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.
Look ma, no hands.
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.

Momma gets her rocks off watchin Desperate Housewives.
Daddy works his can off payin for the good life.
Kids on the YouTube learnin how to be cool.
Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl.

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.
Look ma, no hands.
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.

Poor little miss Americas town.
She gained five pounds and lost her crown.
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote.
Got herself a record deal, cant even sing a note.

Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller.
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars.
Cousins caught a buzz with an aerosol can.
If the shoe dont fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.

Thats us, Thats right
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
Funny how the world keeps turnin.
Hot dog, Hot damn.
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
Oh yeah,
na na na na na na na na........

HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS

Xaevier — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 20:54:14 +0000

guys ive seen a lot of ppl being hacked like k man , robin and many more most of them tried hacking me but i dont fall for it just when someone tells you can get free games their hacking so dont click the adresss DONT EVEN TALK BACK TO THEM and dont even sign in the site if you clicked it just exit chat or delete the person if their getting annoying (ive been hacked because toasty reported it to me that i was sending him links for games so i changed my password fast so thanks to toasty) and guys becareful out there with hackers

ROBIN'S(MIFUNE'S) ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DISABLED

Xaevier — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 01:56:10 +0000

THIS IS TROUBLE PLZ PEOPLE I HOPE MIFUNE(ROBIN) WILL GET HIS ACCOUNT BACK!!!!!!!!!!! P.S he will be in my account sometime just to tell ya.

CHAPTER 2 ESCAPING DEATH

Xaevier — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 20:25:58 +0000

sorry for taking so long guys but its here

CHAPTER TWO

ESCAPING DEATH

I woke up being pulled away and all I saw was a blur. When I finally got to my senses what I saw was that there were tanks moving up ahead and foot soldiers marching up and I was being pulled by two soldiers to a general talking to a soldier. They finally let me go but I was tied up and the General looked at me like if I was a pile of trash he had a scar in his face and he was wearing new clean cloths and was trying not to get them dirty then he said in a very heavy German accent I almost couldn’t understand he said “Get rat out of here we do not need his services” he handed a soldier a gun and said “Shoot him now private and you will be promoted” the private was tempted. Right when he was about to shoot me a bullet went right through his head and other snipers killed the other Nazis who were holding me but the General got away. Five Russian soldiers came and untied me one said “Dimitri how did you survive last time we saw you swimming with the fishes until the germen found out that you were alive” I replied “I always escape death corporal” he handed me a rifle and said “Use this to survive” . I then went to the battlefield and saw the man I missed the most Sergeant Alexi Lessan I shot three more Nazis before approaching and said in my highest voice so he could hear me from all the gunshots “Alexi is that really you!” he turned and a huge grin came up into his face “Dimitri your alive! I thought you were dead!” we shook hands and then continued fighting. He said to me in a very calm and gentle voice “This time the battlefield has changed Dimitri it is now in their battlefield and if they fight for Germany they DIE! For Germany. The battle kept raging and raging sides were weakening and we lost one thousand men they lost ten thousand and we were stuck fighting in one of their camps I was wounded and was being patched up by Alexi and he said in a low voice “ Dimitri I cannot let you die cause I will die for you , you are the one that keeps this army alive Russia will be grateful for your kindness “ I smiled and went back to fighting after I wasted a whole mag I had one bullet left and there was three more Nazis left the only bad news was I only had one bullet to kill three Nazis and the rest of my men were out of ammo so I said “ I will take the shot of victory my men we are Russians we are strong like bears , fierce like tigers and have the spirit of a lion! All of us together we will win this war with one bullet “ all of them cheered “ UHRAHHHH!” and so did I and I aimed and took the shot. It went right through all three of them because they were standing in a row marching at us begging for mercy but in Russia there is no such thing as mercy. Then every one picked me up and started cheering they put me on top of a tank and Alexi was there with me and he said “ EVERYONE I AM PROUD TO BE CAPTAIN OF THIS ARMY AND THIS ARMY WOULDN’T BE REAL IF DIMITRI WASN’T HERE I ALEXI LESSAN AM PROUD TO SAY THAT RUSSIA WILL STAND FOREVER IN THIS WAR AHYAHHHH! “ and soon after that battle cry I knew things were gonna get better.

COMING NEXT CHAPTER THREE
WILL BE DONE THIS COMING WEEKEND
NAME : TANK BUSTERS

I NEED A VOTE

Xaevier — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 20:10:57 +0000

guys uh i need help on voting for my books do you guys want me to continue my WWII book or start a new series (ill still continue my wwii book just wont pay attention to it soo much) so you decide my murder storys or WWII

A NICE LITTLE MURDEROUS TALE

Xaevier — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 03:13:12 +0000

One stormy night there was a nice party a party for men and women of many ages and of many riches. There was one man of course named Jason Martinez , now Jason was a man of many sorts but not a man of murder and that was what he was asked to do in this very day. The party just started people were drinking and a man on a stage who was the owner was telling jokes. Jason was minding his own business when a strange man in a cloak pulled him in a room and gave him a dagger. The man told Jason “ I want you to kill that man on the stage kill him when I turn the lights off you hear me? “ Jason replied quickly “ I am not going to kill that man for you “ the man snickered and said “ I knew you would say that so im going to make you a deal if you kill that man ill give you a million bucks if you don’t then say bye to your wife “ Jason was very terrified.
So Jason agreed to the plan and the evil man smiled a wicked smile and said “ good.” Jason continued having fun in the party like he was suppose to before while secretly hiding a ruby in crested dagger. Then Jason hid behind the curtains where the man on the stage was talking to some people , suddenly the lights went off and Jason was full alert and stab the man jumping out of the curtains then quickly pulled the man away and started breaking the wooden floors with a hammer he found near a building table he then dug a little and sneaked the man in there. He was pulled away again by the man and he said “ Good job hiding him now im going to turn the lights on and heres your million bucks” the man gave the money as he promised and the lights were on again and he disappeared. After an hour cops came and detectives were on the look , Jason was very worried and was sweating in his suit a cop came and patted his should and said “ Every things gonna be all right kid “ Jason walked away slowly into the drinking area and sat down and had a little drink.
After a few minutes of search Jason couldn’t take enough he told the cops to follow him and he showed the dead man and screamed “ I WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED THE MAN ME JASON MARTINEZ TAKE ME TO JAIL IF YOU WISH BUT I STTILL KILLED THIS POOR MAN FOR MONEY AND FOR THE LIFE OF MY WIFE “ the cops were very sad of what happened but they had to do their job they took Jason away and he went to court and there on the top of the roof looking through a window lay the man watching Jason looked around the room and noticed him. He asked the judge if he could have a bathroom break and went outside to see the man. The man said “ You rat me out and ill you and your wife go down with me “ Jason said in a very calm tone “ Im tired of your games im going to rat you out even if it means my life “ Jason called the cops on his cell and they came running and the man was running away too but the cops were too fast and caught the man taking him to jail he said in a nasty voice to Jason “Mark my words Jason Martinez I will be back!” Jason smiled and went home happily and was forever in a good mood

THE END

MY OWN CHRISTMAS CAROL

Xaevier — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 19:41:16 +0000

on the first day of christmas my father gave to me , a sniper in a damn tree!!
on the second day of christmas my father gave to me , 2 freaking thompsons
on the third day of christmas my father gave to me, 3 pumpshotguns
on the fourth day of christmas my father gave to me, 4 aks
on the fifth day of christmas my father gave to me , 5 BAZZOKAS!
on the sixth day of christmas my father gave to me, 6 painkillers
on the seventh day of christmas my father gave to me, 7 uavs
on the eighth day of christmas my father gave to me , 8 grenades
on the ninth day of christmas my father gave to me , 9 smoke bombs
on the tenth day of christmas my father gave to me , 10 desert eagles
on the eleventh day of christmas my father gave to me , 11 scar- h's
on the twelth day of christmas my father gave to me , 12 tactical nukes!
AND THAT WAS ALL I GOT!

(i might have spelled some things wrong correct me if you want and this was all my by me and thanks to my friends in school)

BOOK CHPT 1 ROOKIE SNIPER

Xaevier — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 02:32:37 +0000

“ he jumped to the ocean and I followed and I blacked out Alexi handed me a sniper rifle and said “Shoot the men on the street , I hope you have a good aim comrade” I replied “My name is Dimitri Bondandi not comrade” . I took hold of the sniper and aimed at the two Nazis near a tank. Holding my breathe and my lungs were aching until I finally fired and killed the two Nazis with one shot. Then Alexi said in a triumphing voice “ HAHA excellent aim Dimitri!”. He climbed over the sandbags and I did too and limped as fast as I can to him. When he was about to enter the house I tackled him right as a bullet whizzed by and screamed “Sniper! Stay down!” . Then we stood up and took cover the sniper was in a hotel in the seventh floor so I aimed quietly trying not to be seen then a bullet skimmed by and skinned my aim cutting it a little it was bleeding but I kept down the sight then BAM! The shot went right into the snipers head. I signaled to Alexi that the coast was clear he stood up and we continued through the house and it has pictures of red army soldiers with funny signs and having a great time but it was all black and gray and Alexi said “ This place had many friends and family now it’s a hole of darkness and nightmares “ . We hid near the walls and said “Dog patrol let them pass” one of the dogs barked and a Nazi came and started shooting through the windows and Alexi screamed “GET DOWN THEIR GONNA SHOOT US!” . I was on the floor crawling then we stood up and took cover and started running then a grenade was in front of me and It blew but I survived and saw a piece of wood on me I tried lifting it but it was too heavy then Alexi came and helped he said “ No man left behind Dimitri lets go! “ . I got up and ran until we were traped then he said “ Jump Dimitri!” I landed on the floor and hit my head passed out I woke up and saw Alexi and some Nazis kicking at him. I looked around and found a pistol on the floor I grabbed it and aimed a Nazi saw me and he came running trying to grab the pistol I finally pulled the trigger and the man was dead then I shot the rest of their group. We both stood up and he said in a weak voice “ Great job Dimitri you are a fine man “ I replied with a sunny smile but now it turned to a frown instead with all the bruises on my face. I stood up and I went up a ladder and I said “ I’ll cover you while you fight down there “ he replied with a stub of a thumb. I stood near the window and aimed at a man with a sub machine gun. I fired and he was dead on the ground and then Alexi was shooting all these Nazis everywhere I started firing and killing Nazis then I heard Alexi screaming “THERE ARE TOO MANY DIMITRI RUN!” then I was running for my life and then saw Alexi mowing down some Nazis and screaming “ For RUSSIA!” he was like a madman in a soviet army jacket. After we were running for our lives we finally were trapped between a live threatening ocean of a live ending crowd of Nazis and he said “Dimitri ill meet you on the other side my friend good luck