IF EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE, THEN NOTHING IS.

Everything Is Terrible! is a collective of seven furry, lovable internet monsters who live in a cave full of VCRS and solve mysteries. We take forgotten VHS tapes of all kinds and edit them down into easily digestible viral videos. This is our story.

In the beginning, there was darkness. The mystic numbers 9/11:11 and 42012 converged in the infinite transcendence, bringing peace where the Annunaki once left death and rape and so the Lehr thing called upon a front man goliath named Future Schlock and the number of 9/11:11=42012 was pictured with technologies of the ancients and the embers were placed in hot glowing sun dried deserts of old and the wisest of the planets dropped wisdom in the form of drowning rain, that roasted all the peasants and ♥♥♥♥ and when subtracted from 368472629, 9/11:11-42012 and destroyed with infinite intervals and perversions and division is done with black magic and title waves we see that there aren’t enough of this to do move past something or other than nothing that he won’t let you see, he being the supreme being of colossus ways and nothing and perseverance and her cheerleading career pilgrimage turned into a the slave trade, making the land of 9/11:11-42012 something worth hearing and the people wrote this poem using numbers and symbols and learned to read and understand it and they worshiped it and this was the great poem:

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for if it is represent infinity now we must forget that pleasant and furry past of the order of unknown entities the finite infinite Zeno minded scoundrel of untold place cards and dinner party etiquette.

Amen.

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