(He really is!)

First of all, he is smart... Asians are smart...

♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF YET TOUGH GUY?!

Secondly

He builds stuff... EVERYBODY in Asia build stuff..

And.. OH SNAP! You can't see his eyes, so therefore you can't prove us wrong..

Maybe you're saying "Asians aren't rednecks in Texas" in which case I submit to you that Valve has made the demoman character black and Scottish but nobody complained, in fact everybody seemed to like it. There's more than one race in America. Not to mention that asains were an integral part of the Western civilization's success. Railroads, anybody?

Plus he's the shortest guy.

Also, he builds big guns. The engineer is compensating for something.

Here's what we assume the end of Meet the Pyro will be like:

*Pyro takes off mask.*

Engineer: "Wait a minute, I thought you were a (man/woman)!"

*Engineer takes off goggles to get a better look, revealing that he is asian.*

You're saying to yourself right now, I have never heard of an Asian with a southern accent, WELL ♥♥♥♥ YOU AND TAKE THIS!