we are survivors, the elbowfr33k is the true enslaver of humanity.

when jesus was but a child there was a baby human alive inside a deer.
that, was the holy deer.
the children inside the deer was named by the forest animals as elbowFR33K.
he was a greek legend when he reached adulthood because he saved the emperor from a murder attempt, but he was soon exiled from greece for legally rapin' a babysitter. later he found out that he wuz immortal when a bear ate his heart to perfrom a daedric ritual, years passd and he grew in the roman empier, he was the man that put jesus in the cross, he took the holy Mjollnir and he used it with so much efficiency that the hammer broke for he was too honorable and humble to wield it. it was in his blood the legacy of changing skin, like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lizard camaleon or whatever, he possesed the skin of many divine creatures, such as morgan freeman. he is actually Shia Labeouf, the just do it video was an distress signal but the people he was expecting forgot about humanity. turns out, elbowFR33K is an alien.