Wearing snow-covered top hats since last Christmas.

The Ebenezer: A majestic hat, with it's fine felt and cold, snowy snow (Is that still considered an alliteration?). This group was founded to give all those who have acquired an Ebenezer and wear it with pride to commune with one another.

tl;dr : Join if you have an Ebenezer, and wear it.

also i reserve the right to ban idiots kthx