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In theory, ducks are the greatest thing to ever quack. Not difficult to believe since ducks are the only thing to quack. However, based on my recent findings, I can assure you that I too am a duck. It comes to no surprise that you find yourself wanting more out of your life and often feed ducks using bread-like material called "bread". I share in your delight at this recreation as I enjoy both the benefit of being the duck and feeding the duck. You've come looking for a home, but instead you found this really terrible paragraph that I wrote because I was bored.