TO ALL THE FELLOW DONKEYS OUT THERE! GATHER FOR WE SHALL FORM DONKEY NATION!

DonkeyNation is enlightenment.
DonkeyNation is all around us.
DonkeyNation fills our lungs.
DonkeyNation watches us sleep.
DonkeyNation warmly embraces us on our deathbed.
DonkeyNation is here to stay.
DonkeyNation is here to multiply.
DonkeyNation is here to wage global jihad on the enemies of DonkeyNation.
DonkeyNation will reign victorious.