John and Mary Lulz were a happy couple living in The Interwebs, in rural Massachusetts. John was an abusive husband. He would savagely beat Mary every night. One night, Mary had decided that she’d had enough. She divorced him and took their children, LaQueesha and Muhammed with her. John didn’t care too much about the kids, but she had also taken his favorite sofa. This crossed the line for him. So he devised a complicated plan to murder Mary. His plan was to shoot her... with his love gun. (Also known as his penis.) So, he whipped out his ♥♥♥♥ and walked over to Mary’s apartment. At the sight of his massive ♥♥♥♥, Mary instantly fell in love again. Mary stepped up to “home plate” to grab the “bat”, and she swung it so hard, that “wood splinters” flew everywhere. They came back together and remarried. As John and Mary were about to complete their wedding ceremony, a car came crashing through the wall, killing them both instantly. This group is to commemorate John and Mary Lulz the one way that we know how: being complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.