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12 May, 2010 - raws | 3 Comments

The impossible appears to have happened, and Steam has made its way to the platform used only by hipsters, gays and other sheeple—that is, the Disciples of Bork!

Along with the deliciously succulent taint of Jobs, our humble group also welcomes an influx of two Borkers who, so far, have been absent from our gamer harem cooperative: purple-haired Whaleman and his cetacean lover, LadyOrca (known here as Zarjah, for who knows what reason).

By this time next year, we expect to be welcoming our pets and North Koreans to Steam as well!

Solid gold

3 November, 2009 - raws | 1 Comments

I stored the curds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid cheese trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young cow dropping solid gold out of her sweet, pink udder every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful cheesehead.