To all you sick ♥♥♥♥♥ out there

Were gonna slash, gash, cut a hole into your ass, I spill blood on the walls, play tennis with your balls, if the phone rings, don’t answer the call, gonna slit your throat, ♥♥♥♥ you like a goat, gonna cut a your fore skin off and make it into a winter coat, PEACE!

Now, one does not just simply join D.o.A, one must firstly and most importantly be the sickest ♥♥♥♥, secondly at D.o.A INC we have a very strict non-noob policy which endures a week of hard trials done by yours truly. Finally you must sit down and have story time with the founding father of D.o.A, and who I personally think is the sickest ♥♥♥♥ in existence, {D.o.A}D.O.ACunt!

Now some simple housekeeping, all D.o.A members must respect the decision of the admins and bow down to any person who is a sicker ♥♥♥♥ than you. There will be NO in clan fighting; however heavy sledging is highly encouraged. As a general rule D.o.A is a hated clan (obviously because we are so good), but that doesn’t mean you can go around being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ruining our reputation of being sick ♥♥♥♥♥. Clan tags must be worn at all times, unless you feel the need to be a troll, in which you must remove your clan tags and change your name.

The clan TeamSpeak 3 server is 203.46.105.43:20120. I encourage everyone to use it and it’s a good way to meet and get to know all the members.


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- Yes, the majority of that summary is cancerous, however that's classic DOA for ya