Praise the Dark Lord when you awaken, and before you go to sleep.

To please the Dark Lords you must do the following.

1.Play this song in 5 tabs with the volume placed to maximum and your headphones unplugged, the world must hear the song of the Dark Lord.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbMn6qsT3bc#t=0

2.Draw a circle with salt and place a can within the middle of the circle.

3.Chug 4 Diet Mountain Dews

4.Pound your fists agaisnt your bed rapidly

5.If you do all of the above successfully, the Dark Lords will be pleased and grant you many gifts.