LULZ FOR THE LULZ GOD!

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A Troll is as lulzy, as lulzy can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Butthurt will rub off when I comment on you!

Or call me sexist and that's lulzy too

Now, as you look up at an intertubes page
You might think the whole lot's enveloped with rage
Though I seem quite spiteful, on hate 'bout to choke
On the World Wide Web there's no 'appier bloke

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A Troll is as lulzy, as lulzy can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Butthurt will rub off when I comment on you!

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A Troll is as lulzy, as lulzy can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Butthurt will rub off when I comment on you!

I choose me targets for great justice, true
Get outraged online and I'll consider you
Where feminists and white knights and fanboys stand
In circle jerk threads; that's where troll comments land
When there's 'ardly no sense in replies to be had
I might condesdcend 'em or or just call 'em sad
Or I might simply post back... Problem? U Mad?

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
They'd know they were trolled if they only could see
But trolls are subtle, none more so than, too,
Dickwolves who sing, "Chim chim cher-ee, chim cher-oo!"
On the
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim cher-ee, chim cher-oo!