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The duo is back!
R&D have discovered a new feature, hidden deep within the base code for the game.
The feature is allegedly called "change map", but sceptics remain critical of this claim.

Regardless of the criticism, the dynamic duo have risen once again to reclaim their throne of gold, this time in foreign (and exotic) lands.

Ludvig was interviewed when the news broke, and he claims to be excited but also worried about these developments in research:
"Has science gone too far? While I am willing to commit mind, body, and soul to reclaiming my place within the ranks of the Global Elite, one has to question what is next. If we now can do this so called "map change", what next? Eugenics?"

Carl refused an interview, stating: "I refuse to being interviewed"


The world watches with bated breath as the sun appears to shine slightly brighter on this day. But there are dark clouds gathering on the horizon. Will our heroes rise to the challenge? Or get bored, opting for another pastime?

Stay tuned for live updates, only in Dank_Derank.

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BREAKING NEWS
BIG MEN WITH MEAGRE BALLS ARE THE BEST AT VERTIGO

At 20:00 local time, two professional CS:GO players broke the charts when they ascended to celebrity status after becoming the only people on earth to reach Global Elite status on Vertigo.

The duo claim to want to expand their experience in the cyber realm, by trying a new feature called "selecting a different map". Critics remain sceptical, stating that they don't know if the team can handle seeing other colours than those associated with a post-industrial western construction site.

No comments were made when pressed if they were total virgins.

4 Comments
Shotgun Jesus 15 Jan, 2024 @ 12:01pm 
I hope they win or something, i don't know. I don't play cow strike game
Knugen 15 Jan, 2024 @ 11:59am 
Im so excited that they are back! Wondering what we will see next from them. :)
Shotgun Jesus 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:30pm 
Vertigo :steamthumbsup:
Knugen 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:25pm 
WOW! We did it guys! We are finally global elite!! Good Job!
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