I am a cat.
Meow

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Glue is for arts and crafts, not balls and ass

"fascinating input, as always, but what did you mean by the following"

god i can't wait for the day when i go to defend my graduate dissertation or even my doctoral thesis and one of the very pointed questions asked by the invigilators has to do with this group

Can't pass a perfume smell test without a taste test

how sick do you guys think i'd get if i drank an entire bottle of perfume

What is considered an acceptable amount of blood to be coming out of your mouth and your ass simultaneously?

not in the slightest

Are you oka?

have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

I eat small children

I don't know I never get notified of anything, even when it's subscribed to thread...

why am i just now getting notified of these comments

The sequel to the song "Can I Put My Balls In Yo Jaws" should be a song about eating ass titled "Can I Put My Bowels In Yo Jowls"

Damsel will be sent to CAMH next week

guys this is a cult

Genesis 1, verse 1: in de beningin... in de... in de benin... in de beningin... yeah. in de... ih.. in.. ah. in... de... (listen properly) ini... ini de beningin.. yeh! in-in.. ini de beningin. ini de biningy.. nhe.. i-... in-.. ini de be... ini-ini de beningin.