SLAV

Become true slav.
Russians
Ukrainians
Lithuanians
Polish
Everyone is welcome to be slav

How to become Slav:
Squat
Russian squat refers to the squatting position often done by thugs while loitering/waiting outside. The position can be described as squatting with slightly relaxed arms hanging on the knees and almost touching the ground.
Comsume high amount of vodka
Wear Adidas

Thats all it takes!