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Once upon a time, asian people decended upon the world as lizards. These lizards evolved into what we know now as "james". The asian populace realised that the world needed to be changed in order for them to evolve as a species, so the overlord ellis farmery of the asian populace decided to nuke james and kill every asian person still living on the planet. Ellis knew that the asians had regenerating cells which made them change and evolve into a new being. This new being was known as the korean.