ALL PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR APPLEJACK

May all of our devout members follow in Her glory, revel in Her light, and bask in Her glorious splendor. May they congregate once every week, on the dawning of Her 7th day, for their weekly sacrifice in Her name. May they sing songs of devotion and faith as they dance and be merry.

You do not leave the Cult of Applejack. Once you join, you are here forever.

It is by Her light we conduct our holy rituals. It is by Her light that we thrive.