Crab Lovers of the World

Yep, with the help of me, Grenadiac, crabs will achieve world domination! After a short chat with my two hermit crabs, Flash and Lumberjack, we've decided that the best way to go about it is to train large land crabs to do a variety of things. Jumbo hermit crabs will be trained physically and mentally, and their shells armored with 5 inches of steel. Large land crabs will be armored, and will have blades on their claws. Massive mechanical crabs will assist in taking over heavily populated areas. Anyone who kills crabs for money or for sport, or for any other reason will be crushed without remorse, any who challenge our domination shall be silenced. Crabs will RULE!