Yorokobe, Shounen.

The Congregation of Fails and Derps was founded by the biggest Fail and derp of them all, KrazyKactus.

Once you accept the fact that you are a Fail and/or a derp, the condition becomes much more manageable. Recent studies support ,but do not prove, that some fails/derps may have the ablility to live a pitiful existence that just barely qualifies to fit the description of "life." The Congregations of Fails and Derps is destined to fail, we all know that. but we must strive to be the best regardless of what we are.

Being derps and fails, we already lost the game. However, this should be celebrated, as we can't lose it again. We are already the lowest echelon of existence; we can only climb up the metaphorical ladder of thorny brambles in hopes of achieving even the most miniscule of accomplishments.

Yes, victory will not be easily gained. One does not simply overcome derpism or failitis, but together , united as a single epic fail, we CAN overcome such a daunting task.

So, fellow fail/derp. Will you join us in our ascendence to glory? Will you stand and protest against our pitiful existance? Will you strive to dominate all challenges in our way?

And most importantly... will you dye your hair pink?

We are the derps, We are the fails. We are the future.

tl;dr Derps and Fails Welcome.

Our glorious anthem.
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