PRESSING <SPACE BAR> TO GET HIGH SINCE 2013 AD ( -6 years-ish, depending on who the F*CK you ask)

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Locker Hallway
You are standing in front of your locker. As the school bell rings, <Badass Barney> and his <Jock Crew> appears. You are wearing your pacman t-shirt. You are most likely about to get your ass kicked.
Your move

[Y]ield lunch money
[A]ttack and get your ass kicked
[F]lee and hide in the computer lab

> f
> You enter the Computer Game Club_
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Salutations, kindred spirit!

- Are you running out of lunch money?
- Are you more apt with a +3 dexterity gladius than with your bare knuckles?
- Want to play computer games with merry computer friends, and have a MOTHER F*CKING JOLLY GOOD TIME?!

COMPUTER GAME CLUB IS DE-F*CK-INITELY FOR YOU.

Hey, computer games are kinda swell.

[secret computer game club decipher tool]
Remember - DO NOT talk about Computer Game Club

hhlol j/k

actually it's no joke. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥[/secret]