need a teleporter here!@

Colon D is what happens when you collect some of the most hardcore micspammers the world has ever seen.

Founded in Soviet Moscow in the 50's for the sole intention of griefing the Kremlin, Cyber decided that the USSR was too cold and moved to Jamaica, where he met his Azn lifepartner Mcoreo.

The next few years are a blur of cocaine, griefing and potatofarming (Wherein they kidnapped a potato farmer by the name of Daniel "Greaser Dan" Dannyson. Who had designed the very first teleporter, and thus Colon D had a purpose, requesting teleporters across the land, and griefing those who would not indulge their teleporter fetishes.

Sometime later they met up with Commissar Squid, who decided to join in order to grief the pathetic enemies of The Emperor, also Berserker Meph, he joined at some point to, dude loves his porn.

Description coming soon! ~ mcoreo :D