Hello children, and welcome to the Official Church of Doitsu!

If you have accepted Doitsu as your lord and savior, here are some rules:

-Every Friday is a "Good Friday" where we meet in the church to dance to disco pogo and the finest dubstep and only drink the finest German beer given to us by the Holy Doitsu.

-When people ask you any question you must answer with "Doitsu" if it is not a number, and if it is a number say "ten potato". Remember, Doitsu and ten potato are always the answers.

There are a few dangers I must warn members about, though.

-Stay away from the green-eyed tempter known as Igirisu. He is pure evil. He will take everything the Doitsu has granted you and ruin it. Do not submit to him in any way, shape or form, or the disco pogo afterlife will be stripped from your priviledges.

It is a cruel world sometimes, but Doitsu tries his best to give us all that we need.

Spread the word of Doitsu to others.

It is the only way.

The only way is the Doitsu way.

Praise Doitsu.