Welcome, dear Brothers and Sisters of oos.

Welcome. Upon joining the church of oos you swear to pray to oos, praise oos, and oos everyday (no exceptions). You swear to denounce all religions, for oos is the only religion. oos is your night and day, all you will think of is oos.

Even if you do not convert to oos, you will not be shunned or be bullied in any way.

You may wonder the meaning of oos from time to time. oos can not be defined by words, to truly understand oos you must feel it in your heart and mind.