in this house, we enjoy jake park together

TEN COMMANDMENTS: CHURCH OF JAKE PARK

1. ALWAYS Tip your hat to fellow cowboy jakes
2. Smack his butt if you see him in trial for good luck
3. Sabotage every single killer hook ESPECIALLY scourge hooks
4. Befriend any crows sighted during a trial
5. Take hits for your fellow jakes
6. Always bring bloodpoint offerings when there is a jake in the lobby
7. ALWAYS!!!!! Give hatch to jakes
8. Give jake park your ITEMS!!!
9. Feed jake all your BP
10. If you get a nurse on midwich you MUST!! narnia tech her