they go high in the sky

why not m9?

when ur on a plane and dat chinese guy is watching top gun but with subtitles

die

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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other %%%s. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

17 October, 2021 - deadliest catch fan 97 | 0 Comments

Just a joker right?

UNBELIEVABLE. Today I took my son to Chuck E Cheese for his birthday. He won a game and exchanged his tickets for a Mickey Mouse ring pop but then a large man with a receding hairline came in and SNATCHED it out of the poor kid’s hands! To my dismay, it was LeFRAUD himself! LeTHIEF then called himself the “GOAT” and had the audacity to tell my son, “the bubble wasn’t a fluke” and he ran away! Luckily a MOUSE TRAP was set up to catch LeMICKEY and the security guard Chef Curry showed up and took him down. Shame on you Le3-6-1. Go win a real ring.

5 September, 2021 - mega mike | 0 Comments

seriously

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deadliest catch fan 97

17 Jan, 2019 @ 7:56am

Move that bus back

deadliest catch fan 97

22 May, 2018 @ 7:10am

Looks like someone juST GOT DUNKED ON

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WE GOT A DUNKED ALERT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

🚨 WEEEEEE 🚨 WOOOOOOO 🚨

deadliest catch fan 97

16 Sep, 2017 @ 1:47pm

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 3 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this ♥♥♥♥♥ eating beans" & everyone laughed.

deadliest catch fan 97

11 Sep, 2017 @ 9:49am

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable.