Official Clan of the μncles

Salutations Brethren,

I regret to inform you that in lieu of recent events, we have had to terminate our fellow player μncle ajarathna13's contract for his actions, and has been banned from the μncle clan indefinitely. He had been caught using a quote on quote 'advanced UAV', which allows him to see the location of all players in the server. After a confrontation involving 'μncle Rajesh' 'μncle Suresh' and 'μncle Parikshit' 'ex-μncle Ajarathna' (Henceforth reffered to as 'Dirty Dog') admitted to us that he was in fact cheating. When asked for a response all he had to say was "no". μncle Ajarathna has been charged with the crime of being a Dirty Dog and has been removed from the server and ordered to suck 100 ♥♥♥♥♥ for all the pain, grievances and loss of elo. Our only regret is that we didn't catch him sooner. Something should have tipped us off when we had a Nova 2 with less than 50 hours on our account.

We stand strongly against any form of cheating as it not only tarnishes the local roster, but potentially harms competitive integrity in the region of Gujarat.

For the time being, there is an open spot in our roster for any young desi talent with a promising career under the μncle banner.

With deep regrets,
μncle Cuboidal.