Cedar Creek Nuclear Power Plant Employees

"Welcome to the Cedar Creek Nuclear Power Plant Employees Union.
Here, we take workplace safety very seriously:

- No running in the reactor halls (unless it’s with a bomb).
- Hard hats required (helmets count).
- Lunch break is canceled if T-side plants on B again.

Overtime pay? Sorry, this isn’t Mirage.

Whether you’re defusing at 00:01, camping in heaven, or getting lost outside, remember: safety first, frags second."