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fake news. play on the server

And since they act like they're better than everyone, they spend each second whining about other servers when they're not whining about Casual or Quickplay for the 900th time. It sucks cause in concept, the server itself isn't really bad at all. It's just the awful people it attracts that ruins the entire experience. Casual may have its issues but I'll GLADLY take it anyday over that cesspool. Does it have toxicity? Absolutely but atleast it isn't the entire server participating it with 0 remorse or care. Uncletopia might be too sweaty for some but atleast the people there are actually chill. Servers like the Furry Pound are also pretty relaxed from what I heard but I don't play it myself.

Castaway is filled with actual 4Chan dwelling losers. I tried Castaway like 1-2 times but was always hesitant afterwards cause of its playerbase. Gave it a shot like last week again and it was even worse than last time. They usually just spend time acting as if they're all high and mighty just cause they say, "♥♥♥♥ casual amirite? Bring back quickplay!!" and then follow it up by saying every single slur in the book. Can't call a vote either, because they'll just make fun of you and all of a sudden the entire server is against you for actually being a decent human being. Moderation there is pretty much nonexistent. Zesty's servers isn't as bad as this but this issue is still really bad at times compared to other servers.

#StandWithCastaway #BoycottIsrael

#BoycottCastaway #StandWithIsrael

Unban me from the group chat already

10/10 kino server, nice reverts

but anyways fun server, unique ngl

ofc this group comments is on castaway, classic.

lolicons are bad

WE ARE CASTAWAY, WE CARRY THE LOLICON
WE'LL FIGHT FOR RANDOM, WE'LL HONOR HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH THE ZHANG 'CORD
WE ARE CASTAWAY, IT'S SPRAYS OUR OWN
TOGETHER UNBROKEN, WE'LL MAKE THE UNDERAGE KNOWN

What makes you think that?

was the website hacked yesterday?

For anyone who doesn't read the announcements, we now have a forum! The link is on the website, at the top of this, page, and you can also get there via https://forums.castaway.tf

For anyone having connection problems, try Cloudflare WARP, nice ping with it too!

is it gone? or is it just not on the custom rotation

this

Public Service Announcement?

@f27 could you remind me what is PSA?

It would be easier to have a PSA about the DPI censorship in Russia at this point

If you add me to friends, I want you to ping my IP.

Same issue. Cant connect without turning on VPN

Try a VPN if you are having problems connecting, I have heard there's a lot of issues with EU ISPs. Cloudflare warp is supposedly pretty solid

Can't join EU server for some reason

Total:

NA: 2561 hours
NA had full sessions for 360 out of 365 days of the year
Average daily NA session time: ~ 7 hours per day

EU: 1379 hours
EU had full sessions for 317 out of 365 days of the year
Average daily EU session time: ~ 3.7 hours per day

Asia = 1040 hours
Asia had full sessions for 316 out of 365 days of the year
Average daily Asia session time: ~ 2.8 hours per day

In 2025 Castaway had a combined total of 4980 hours worth of session time.
On average, Castaway was full for 13 hours every day of the year.

2025 end of year report:

Hours for NA / EU / Asia

January: 153 / 89 / 45
February: 167 / 135 / 68
March: 215 / 134 / 112
April: 175 / 121 / 109
May: 241 / 150 / 152
June: 190 / 60 / 113
July: 201 / 55 / 104
August: 339 / 183 / 87
September: 234 / 176 / 68
October: 169 / 51 / 76
November: 249 / 87 / 65
December: 228 / 138 / 41

December end of month report:

Dec 22 - NA lasted 10 hours / EU lasted 6 hours / Asia lasted 4 hours
Dec 23 - NA lasted 8 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Dec 24 - NA lasted 4 hours / EU DNF / Asia DNF
Dec 25 - NA lasted 9 hours / EU lasted 2 hours / Asia DNF
Dec 26 - NA lasted 8 hours / EU lasted 6 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 27 - NA lasted 10 hours / EU lasted 8 hours / Asia lasted 2 hours
Dec 28 - NA lasted 11 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Dec 29 - NA lasted 12 hours / EU lasted 2 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Dec 30 - NA lasted 10 hours / EU lasted 2 hours / Asia lasted 2 hours
Dec 31 - NA lasted 12 hours / EU DNF / Asia DNF

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Merry christmas all :)

Weekly report:

Dec 15 - NA lasted 5 hours / EU lasted 7 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 16 - NA lasted 5 hours / EU lasted 6 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 17 - NA lasted 6 hours / EU lasted 5 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 18 - NA lasted 7 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Dec 19 - NA lasted 7 hours / EU lasted 8 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 20 - NA lasted 8 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 21 - NA lasted 8 hours / EU lasted 6 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour

The banana tempts the little monkey, but the sweetness rots its teeth. write this down fellow common fungus.

Weekly report:

Dec 8 – NA lasted 5 hours / EU lasted 5 hours / Asia lasted 2 hours
Dec 9 – NA lasted 7 hours / EU lasted 2 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 10 – NA lasted 6 hours / EU lasted 6 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 11 – NA lasted 4 hours / EU lasted 3 hours / Asia lasted 2 hours
Dec 12 – NA lasted 8 hours / EU lasted 6 hours / Asia DNF
Dec 13 – NA lasted 8 hours / EU lasted 5 hours / Asia lasted 2 hours
Dec 14 – NA lasted 5 hours / EU lasted 5 hours / Asia DNF

old flare gun and old short circuit please

Based Barry BEAST mode GAYRAPING me in the kitchen corner ♥♥♥♥♥!

Weekly report:

Dec 1 - NA lasted 4 hours / EU lasted 7 hours / Asia DNF
Dec 2 - NA lasted 6 hours / EU lasted 3 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 3 - NA lasted 6 hours / EU lasted 5 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 4 - NA lasted 5 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 5 - NA lasted 9 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Dec 6 - NA lasted 7 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 2 hours
Dec 7 - NA lasted 8 hours / EU lasted 5 hours / Asia DNF

Good job slitti, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legend!
And good job Castaway.tf!

Shoutout to captain slitti, who not only was the originator of this bizzarre venture, but was also present on the servers for ~30 of the 48 hours. However this session was not the achievement of one guy, this was a collective effort which was only possible thanks to hundreds of players joining all throughout, not just from NA, but from all over the world. On the 28th we had ~240 unique players join, on the 29th ~280!

Thank you to everyone who participated in this milestone session. This was only possible thanks to the continued dedication and loyalty of our players.

And some other good news as well - EU seems to be getting back on its feet again due to a dedicated seeding effort, cheers to those who came to Castaway Germany’s aid in recent weeks.

A new record has been set - we have just had our longest lasting playsession to date.
On November 28, at around 7PM Eastern Time – NA Castaway began a session that ended up lasting 48 hours, until 7PM November 30. There were naturally some playercount fluctuations along the way, but the NA session held strong without really emptying out for 2 days straight. This started as the 3rd 24 hour session of the year, but once we reached that milestone, a local madman known as slitti decided he was not satisfied and decided to push the session for 48 hours, just to prove a point - and that point was indeed proven.

Despite the fact that this session was not planned in advance, meaning some of our core players were unavailable, despite the other Castaway regions having their own sessions at the same time, and in spite of some technical issues – miraculously Castaway Virginia really was alive for 48 hours straight.

November EOM report:

Nov 22 - NA lasted 12 hours / EU lasted 5 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Nov 23 - NA lasted 8 hours / EU lasted 5 hours / Asia lasted 2 hours
Nov 24 - NA lasted 9 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Nov 25 - NA lasted 9 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Nov 26 - NA lasted 6 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Nov 27 - NA lasted 9 hours / EU lasted 6 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Nov 28 - NA lasted 24 hours / EU lasted 6 hours / Asia lasted 4 hours
Nov 29 - NA lasted 24 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Nov 30 - NA lasted 1 hour / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia DNF

Total for November:

NA – 249 hours
EU – 87 hours
Asia – 65 hours

Major props to slitti who pretty much carried the Castaway first 48 hour long session

fellas, remember when uhh the uhh huh and the uhhhhh

Most if not all of the aussies that played in the servers are MIA. Please return, we miss you

Damn I'm gonna have to join again to singlehandedly stronghold Asia back into shape. The Australian man's burden.

Weekly report:

Nov 15 - NA lasted 10 hours / EU lasted 2 hours / Asia lasted 5 hours
Nov 16 - NA lasted 6 hours / EU DNF / Asia DNF
Nov 17 - NA lasted 4 hours / EU DNF / Asia lasted 2 hours
Nov 18 - NA lasted 6 hours / EU DNF / Asia DNF
Nov 19 - NA lasted 7 hours / EU lasted 3 hours / Asia lasted 1 hour
Nov 20 - NA lasted 7 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia DNF
Nov 21 - NA lasted 9 hours / EU lasted 6 hours / Asia lasted 4 hours

i revived eu you are welcome

can this ♥♥♥ keep quiet

Weekly report:

Nov 8 - NA lasted 5 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 4 hours
Nov 9 - NA lasted 8 hours / EU lasted 5 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Nov 10 - NA lasted 7 hours / EU lasted 1 hour / Asia lasted 2 hours
Nov 11 - NA lasted 6 hours / EU lasted 3 hours / Asia DNF
Nov 12 - NA lasted 8 hours / EU lasted 1 hour / Asia DNF
Nov 13 - NA lasted 9 hours / EU DNF / Asia lasted 3 hours
Nov 14 - NA lasted 9 hours / EU lasted 2 hours / Asia lasted 2 hours

Weekly report:

Nov 1 - NA lasted 10 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Nov 2 - NA lasted 5 hours / EU DNF / Asia lasted 2 hours
Nov 3 - NA lasted 5 hours / EU lasted 3 hours / Asia lasted 2 hours
Nov 4 - NA lasted 6 hours / EU DNF / Asia lasted 3 hours
Nov 5 - NA lasted 6 hours / EU lasted 3 hours / Asia lasted 3 hours
Nov 6 - NA lasted 6 hours / EU DNF / Asia lasted 2 hours
Nov 7 - NA lasted 8 hours / EU lasted 4 hours / Asia lasted 2 hours

EU is still somewhat grim but showing signs of life.

the africani cant connect to the agarthian tf2 servers