Have you ever thought: "Aww shucks, I sure do wish my avatar was a bit more ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you know, a bit of mspaint and an unsteady hand would really make it stand out. It's just a shame I'm actually good at art."

Well look no further! Welcome to the home of everything mspaint and ♥♥♥♥. Our resident team of low skilled and uncreative "artists" are here to recreate your Steam avatar as if it was done by a 5 year old with no hands! Just check out Casperr, Bert and Bobmus' avatars, they're super rad right?

I know what you're thinking "aww geee, this sounds exactly what I need, but I'm worried about what you're charging, I have a mortgage and subscription to extreme road-sweeping magazine to pay you know!"

Well, here's where it gets juicy folks. The only charge we incur is one picture (at least 10x10 pixels resolution) of any of your nipples!* Be it left, right or somewhere in between, we don't discriminate! Just one picture and all of this mspaint ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ could be yours! What are you waiting for! Exclamation mark!**

Please send all payments to: nipplebank.pls@gmail.com

Disclaimer: We operate with no satisfaction guarantee so if your image is not suitably ♥♥♥♥♥♥ no refund will be available. All Nipple pictures sent as payment will be treated with the uttermost respect and will 100% totally not be printed out and stuck onto my bedroom/basement wall alongside Swimwear model pictures photoshopped to have the face of Steve Buscemi

*We also accept pictures from close family members as long as they are the same sex and you have their consent - we all know what happens when an unwanted nipple pic leaks through steam don't we boys and girls?

**We're also accepting extra pics in aid of Broken Kitty™ (our group avatar) who is Bert's IRL cat who has unfortunatly broken his leg whilst skateboarding. Any donations will be put towards creating a great range of mechandise with the Broken Kitty™ image including pens, notepads and condoms.