Carlos Corporation

🚀 Carlos Pouilleux – “Stinky” of the Digital Field

About Me
A legendary Digital Defender who once guarded FC Barcelona’s pixel-perfect back-line, I’ve now migrated to the Steam universe. I’m renowned for my *stinky* style of play: leaving a trail of humor, sweat, and the faint scent of victory wherever I go. When the game’s on the line, you’ll hear me in the comments, shouting “¡Alfa, bravo, Charlie!” and then a glorious, comic “…and…STINK!” – it’s all part of the show.

Career Highlights (On and Off the Field)
• 2021 – FC Barcelona (VR Edition) – Lead Defender – 12 clean-sheet victories, 9 “Foul-scent” awards
• 2022 – Steam “Defenders of the Digital Realm” – Captain – 3-game win streak, “Most Memorable Goal Kicker”
• 2023 – Steam “Stinky Cup” – Defensive Strategist – First to block 50 digital shots with one hand while still blowing a raspberry
• 2024 – Steam “Faux Pas Festival” – Guest Lecturer – “How to Turn a Yellow Card into a Yellow Sticker” (sold out lecture)
• 2025 – *Your Steam Profile* – (Current) – 99% “Stink-rate” achieved, 100% player satisfaction (thanks to my hilarious commentary)

Skills & Tools
• Defensive Tactics – Master of the “Scent of Doom” – an advanced technique that disorients opponents with aroma and wit
• Multiplayer Jargon – Fluent in meme-speech, puns, and the language of “stink-talk”
• Quick-Reaction API – Built-in reflex system that can dodge an incoming ping faster than a lag spike
• Custom Mod Creator – Able to modify any game to add “Stinky” Easter eggs (e.g., a hidden farting sound effect in the spawn area)
• Team Morale Boost – Can increase squad energy by 42% with a single well-timed sarcastic comment

Play Style
• Defender of the Digital Domain – I stand between your victory and failure, ensuring nothing slips through my *odor-shield*
• Stinky Surprise – At the crucial moment, I unleash a “smell of victory” that confuses the enemy AI and gives my team a tactical advantage
• Laugh & Dash – When you’re in a tight spot, I’ll drop a line (“Hold the line, bro!”) that instantly relieves the tension and keeps morale high

Why Choose Me?
Because I bring hilarious commentary, tactical genius, and a *signature scent* that will keep everyone entertained while we dominate the leaderboard. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a noob just starting out, I’ll keep the game fun, the squad united, and the servers smelling… of triumph.

“Stinky” Carlos Pouilleux – the defender who’s too good to be taken seriously, and who’ll always make sure you remember the *smell* of victory! 🌟