YOU ARE ARRESTED BY AN OFFICER OF THE LAWL!

Once apon a time, there was a camel in the middle of an arabian desert. This camel dreamed and dreamed that one day, he would become a rich and powerful sultan. 14 long, hard weeks passed, and the camel made a decent bit of money, but he still wasn't a sultan. Then one day, he found a mysterious crate, locked with a key only he could procure for himself, locked in the storage of one of his comrades. He "aquired" said crate, and decided to open it. Inside, he found the ONE AND ONLY GABIE, the magnificent Genie of all that is TF2. GABIE granted the camel 3 wishes, and asked him what he would like. His first wish was for an unusual hat, and the GABIE granted his wish, for it was about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time he got an unusual hat. His second wish was to become the sultan, and so GABIE made him the sultan of a small pile of sand nearby. For his last and final wish, the camel asked the wise GABIE for more keys, in his search for more crates. GABIE granted this wish, but under one condition- that he ██ ██████ ████ [REDACTED BY ORDER OF 0-5 COMMAND]