Thank You for Converting to Bootyism!

Here is a brief history of our marvelous religion.
It all started with a Greek philosoraptor named Play-doh. He lived in the city-state of Anals and one day an astonishing thought came upon him. "Why must man suffer from the taunting of women. Each and every man should be able to obtain the booty without such suffering. The whole point of life is to reach this goal. Some rape, some cheat, all take hours and hours of precious time. Someone needs to save us from this abuse that tortures us every day." And that is when he realized it. "If there is a god he will surely send us a prophet, someone to help guide us the way." Play-doh was correct. From then on he taught pupils to be ready for the savior. Soon afterwards he was executed for believing in such things and thus he was the first martyr of Bootyism. For thousands of years Bootyism was kept in secret then he finally came. Morgan Freeman had come to share the gospel of Bootyism. He shared with the world that all who believed in bootyism would soon be saved. God had prepared his heaven after death. There is a harlem awaiting all. Our reasonable lord has promised happiness and pleasure for all men and women of Bootyism. Ever since, Bootyism has been blooming and there are currently 69 million followers including Shia Labeouf who made a speech about the religion often called his "Just Do It" speech.


Morgan Freeman Day - June 1

Our Nations Anthem - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0hdM950YLo

Our Nations Animal - Komondor Dog http://imgur.com/ZfeROqF

Our Nations Plant - Cocktus http://imgur.com/Nd6eGNI http://imgur.com/2aOOUv2