✝ In the name of Japanesus and the Holy Anime! ✝

It is a known fact that Christianity and the Bible have all been altered from the original Bible Manga. Many famous Christian followers like Paul actually spent 5 hours a day masturbating at hentai.

It is through the Japan God that Japanesus came and brought the Holy Anime to us and shined the light of eternity. Brony and furry sinners should repent and bow down to Japanesus, for He will cleanse their sins and grant them eternal hentai. The Weeabo Followers of Japanesus shall be blessed in the Waifu Gardens of the Senpairadise, while the sinners will be cursed in the Tentacle Hell, where they will be raped like the degenerates they are.

"Therefore confess your sins to each other and fap for each other so that you may be healed. The masturbation of a righteous person is powerful and effective." --Touhou 9:23

"JAPANESUS is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in porn websites, he leads me beside lewd hentai, he refreshes my ♥♥♥. He guides me along the lewd paths for His name's sake. Even though I walk through the tentacle valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and staff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), they comfort me. You prepare a sex tape in the presence of my enemies. You amount my head with ♥♥♥, my penis overflows. Surely your goodness and lewd will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the porn of the LORD forever." -- Psalewd 23

♥♥♥ amen.