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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ finally. So what servers ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

be in class
AC's working
its a hot summer
class is full
stomach upset..
suddenly release one silent fart
no one mentions it but I notice peoples faces of discomfort
stomach hurts.. let another silent one rip
hear girls behind me complain
release another at approximately 1-2 minute intervals
class is starting to notice
still reading my 'little house on the praire'
keep releasing farts
"omg who keeps farting this is starting to smell really bad, please stop"
I look around and pretend to be annoyed by someone farting
wait for people to start complaining again
pinch my nose and act disgusted
"omg they're starting to smell like fish now please stop"
after 25 minutes of farting teacher gets involved
guys please keep quiet.. and who ever is doing this, there is a bathroom
keep releasing farts slowly and silently as my stomach rumbles

Ha, mispelt the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name. Meh. Must have been the bath salts.