Blaum Brand Bleach™

"The best bleach on the market" - Felix "PewDiePie" Kjelberg
"I can kill myself so easily with this product!" - Barack "ObamaCares" Obama
"Really good at getting rid of evidence" - Vladimir "Vodkameister" Putin
"This is how I would have killed myself if I had a choice" - Abraham "5DollaBalla" Lincoln
"I drank a bit and now I'm the most toxic person ever!" -Tyler "f(x)" Higashi

Introducting the most volatile, effective, and affordable bleach on the market - Blaum Brand Bleach! Using a brand new patented formula which includes 500% more chlorine, even the most experienced of bleach drinkers won't be able to handle the sheer toxicity of Blaum Brand!

"Blaum Brand Bleach! For all your cleansing and ♥♥♥ needs!"
"Blaum Brand! For all the times you want to cleanse yourself from this world!"

Thanks to all of your positive support, Blaum Brand Bleach is now available wherever trash cans are found!

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