For a measly price of only $12.50, you can purchase your own young Penguin slave TODAY!

Here at Blake and Kyle's Penguin Trafficking CO™, we take little pride in our completely unjustified and illegal work, but we sure do take in a lot of money, and thats all that matters right?

For a simple price of only $12.50, you can have a young, innocent penguin of your own! Use them for what ever you want! Some examples are : Work slaves, sex slaves, clothing, food, decoration, sacrificial rituals, or just a friend to have around the house. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

SO CALL NOW!
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Heres our link:
http://www.PenguinsForPedophiles.org