BILBO is love. BILBO is life.

it had to be done.

WORSHIP SCEDULE

Monday: gather with your friends and family for a mass orgy, remember to bring your protection and plenty of lube so chafe will be at a minimal

Tuesday: find capture and sedate both Noah and Devin to sacrifice to GabeN

Wednesday: recive Noah and Devins fifly bodys back after GabeN "did what was necessary to cleanse them"

Thursday: place them both in a large blue bucket of arnold palmer and/or ass and force them to bath and love each other until they rash and mold, then remove them form the bucket late in the night an but them in a sturdy barrel for them to dry

Friday: remove all external limbs on both Noah and Devin until they are only (scub) nubs and feed their limbs to The lassssst MeLOn on the 11th second of the 11th hour

Saturday: with the remainders of both noah and frodo tape them both together with sturdy duck tape and take the to the (rust) pit in which the all smexy bilbo lives

Sunday: with the limbs that you feed to The lassst MeLOn use its power to reserect both the meisner and the baggins and release the into the ocean to be free

*rense wash and repeat*