nova, mag7, cz75, scout, sawed off
R9, pp
zeus


*Scat: To eat excrement.

McScat: To eat a McDonalds burger.

HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the
wife 3 hours after eating a
very hot curry.

Scatter gun: To drop a load on the missus
after dining heavily on lentils
which don't digest and turn the
anus into a machine gun.

Scat blues: A disapointing end to the
nights fun due to excessive
straining caused by the
consumption of to many eggs.

John and Mandy were on their way home from the pub.
"Do you fancy a "McScat" Mandy?" said John.
"Eughh! not likely" said Mandy. "What about a curry"?
"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".
"Well I don't" said Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of ♥♥♥♥" she added.
John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"
"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said John.

Sir Jerald looked over to Lady Penelope and gave her a sly wink. "You're really going to love this next course," he said in a hushed whisper full of promise. The servent bought a steaming dinner plate to the table and lifted the silver cover. Lady Penelope's eyes lit up with delight and she blushed furiously at Sir Jerald. "My favourite!" she exclaimed and cut deeply into the big fat pile of ♥♥♥♥ that had oozed out of Geralds ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not half an hour ago.

scat
a form of extremely fast rapping. words sang usually have no meaning.
Ski ba ba ba do bop

I'm a scatman!

-Scatman John