It's Beartastic

1 Bearinthians 15:40-42, 44
There are also celestial bodies, and bodies terrestrial: but the glory of the celestial is one, and the glory of the terrestrial is another. These just happen to be called bears.
Bear is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory.
So also is the resurrection of the dead. Bear is sown in corruption; Bear is raised in incorruption:
Bear has sown a natural body; Bear has raised a spiritual body. Bear is a natural body, and Bear is a spiritual body.