I am a bad, bad, robot.

For any male or female human that have fallen victim to a power much greater than themselves, the power of a bad robot.

I have come to destroy you, I have nothing left to suffer.

You have been beaten down by a bad, bad, robot.

Assimilate Now.

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Robot 4 Hire.

15 July, 2009 - Bad Robot | 4 Comments

Are you tired of getting beaten down by silly little humans? Getting shoveled too many times by inferior females and knifed by mindless barbaric cavemen?

Well guess what? You're in luck! This robot is now for hire, and for the cheap price of USD $1.00 per picosecond, you can now hire me, the bad robot, to invade a server IP address near you and wreak havoc on all the players.

Yes! You heard correctly! I am now for hire, and will gladly destroy any player at any game for the right fee.

All payments must be done through PayPal and are subject to restrictions and limitations. Bad Robots may intentionally send trojan viruses and commence audio-rape as a strategy to gain victory. Bad Robots are also liable to crush your head and kick your stupid dog and take over the world.