apo is gay

STEP 1: CALL THE AUTHORITIES

STEP 2: TELL YOUR MOM YOU LOVE HER AND THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OK

STEP 3: FIND THE THICKEST CAST IRON PAN YOU CAN AND USE IT YOU COVER AS MUCH OF YOUR BUTT AS YOU CAN

STEP 4: LIE ON YOUR BACK WITH THE PAN STILL SAFELY SECURE BEHIND YOUR BUTTOCKS

STEP 5: LISTEN FOR ANY DRILLING NOISES INCASE HE TRIES TO DRILL UNDER YOU TO GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR BUMMY

STEP 6:PRAY 2 GOSH HELP ARRIVES BEFORE HE* GETS TO YOUR INNOCENT LITTLE BROWN EYE

*edit because apo being the typical ♥♥♥ he is correct my grammar