https://youtu.be/1Z6bjVc8Xt4

Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious?

This hit was terrible and Marchand pissed the bed so hard you'd swear Donald Trump wrote him a check. If you are this good at being autistic then I'd like to hire you do to PR for my upcoming trial about my missing wife LOL wherever she is! You're so awesome you could do a movie trailer about the moon landing being real and even I might believe it, though we all know what the government uses to warm our oceans so they can blame Chinese people beep bop borp they created Global Warming does anybody know how to build a dog catapult?

Also, uhhh did I miss something or was this just another nasty and dirty hit by Brad "my nose is bigger than my ♥♥♥♥" Marchand? Yo I'll tell you who DOES do a lot of butt-end hits - Hillary Clinton. She drinks more roofied-up water she's always fired up, she even drinks more roofied water than any creature from a Mexican folktale just pick one they all do it. Okay my guess on this hit is that Marchand completely forgot what life in Boston would be like if we got Obamacare 8 years earlier but it was called Bushcare and it was just a doctor who shapes your penis bush into cool stuff until we realize they're cloning out bushes and selling them to China as autonomus bush creatures whose only job is to buy movie tickets so the government can influence what we put in our movies and then in ten years it's like Buddhism never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ existed and Tiananmen Square is just a cool place to catch Pokémon on your phone long story short ♥♥♥♥ you I got a big bush 9/11
P.S. Sorry if I seem a little bid edgy today, I had to put my dog down to find the microphone the government put inside him. Anyway, stay away from those ♥♥♥♥♥, they'll give you polio. Oh, what's polio? It's like 9/11 happening inside your body, only difference being that the government wanted to stop polio, somehow...

P.P.S So here's a little poem to end this reply: Roses are red, violets are blue, Brad Marchand is autistic, and so are you.