A shrine to the almighty Toby, the toaster.

Toaster's Creed:

Praise it be The Holy Toaster That Toasted The Mighty Toast!
Ye Are the Toaster That Toasted The Holy White Bread!
Ye Are The Toaster That Scorned The Rye! And Put Down The Pumpernickle!
Raise All Ye, Brothers Of The Mighty Buttered Bread! And Go Forth Into The Mighty Toaster!
Forth With Unto The Toasty Head of Toast, Be Ye Not Too Brown, Nor Too Black, Be Ye Perfectly Toasted!
Look Down Upon The Evil Wheat Bread, For it hath Cast a Shadow Upon The Innocent White Bread!
Ye That are Darker Than the Holy White, Be ye Toasted Well into The Toaster's Gaze of Holy Heat!
Be Ye Not Buttered Well, For Ye are The Scum of the Bread Family!
Praise The Mighty Toaster Who Is Toby, Who Applies the Perfect Amount of Jelly and Jam Upon his Unworthy Followers!
Praise Be!
Praise Be!
Praise Be!