we will help everyone

YOU ARE SANTA'S HELPA!!!

And by Santa I mean "Dr.a[N]dus™ the santa" (the guy who drinks too much redbull)

Your mission if you chose to accept or deny (although you don't have a choice) is to gift your special someone (And by someone i mean your friend and by special I mean COMPLETELY BUCKING ANYBODY).

And as soon as you do this you get reward (rather you like it or not)
YOU GET TO BECOME A MODERATOR
And you get to do whatever moderators do (we'll think of something).

And even if becoming moderator gives absolutely nothing.
'Tis still the spirit of giving (well next year)
HAPPY GIFT GIVING

Also you might even get a gift from santa! :D