Alfred Christ fan made group

We love alfred
We treasure him above all
We kiss his boo-boos when he's hurt
And give him lollypops when he cries

He is better than us in that he has frequent sexual encounters
and certainly does not have lice
We won't leave thou Alfred at his birthday(gun shot)
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come back here with his roller skates
We have strong desires to fondle dear Alfred
We'll put Alfred above our lives for all of eternity

Love him
Love him
Love him
Love him
Love him
Him Him Him
Him Him Him
Him Him Him Him Him Him Him Him Him Him Him Him

The taco is strong.