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Boy do I love Jewish jokes. Love em, love em, love em. I once visited Auschwitz and sang "O Come All Ye Faithful" while heiling Hitler. I once referred to the Holocaust as the "end of the Great Depression because no one had anything to be depressed about." I once had a meeting with the Polish Ambassador dressed as Hitler just for laughs. I once went shopping for a projector in a German electrionics store and asked, "How much does the holo cost?" I once asked a Jewish girl for her number. When she started typing it into my phone, I corrected her and said, "It should be on your arm somewhere." I once blasted "Ashes of the Past" by Metallica while in an elevator with 6 Jews. I once asked a Jew if he wanted to go camping. Excited, he said "Sure, when?" I replied with, "1942."

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