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So what exactly is a gipe? A gipe is a residual squirrel that has long been dominant in the region of Zemeria. The host species, the Zemeraxons, worshipped the squirrels with all their might. Then one day, the one they call Gipeasaur attacked! The Squirrel lord, Lord Duckington used all his might but could not defeat the Excel warriors. Backup arrived from Microsoft Office support, but it was already too late. The planet had been glassed and all that remained was the footprints of the oppressed. But one still remains to this day, they call him the Zemerax! He will rise up and take down the Gipeasaur with all his strength from the helm of incineration! All he has to do is transmog his Zheiwhander to the extreme profile that only a squirrel could muster. For now, Zemerax resides in the Summoner's Rift and cannot leave until he conquers the Saur's. May Zemeria RIP in piece and forever hold our dying squirrel's life lust. -White X