Zed is the best champion, all who oppose will be destroyed by the R key.

Zed is the best champion in league of legends, there is no arguement.
Need a support? Zed has a slow.
Need a top laner? 5 ruby crystals easy.
Need a mid? Ha, it's Zed.
Need a ADC? You're in luck, Zed scales on AD.
Need a jungle? Zed's E is AOE.

Zed no doubt get's mad shadow ♥♥♥♥♥ all day and smokes that dank shadow kush.

Do not try to be better than me at Zed, because you wont.
I'm not bragging, it's the truth, ask Zed for he has accepted me as his one and only true summoner.

We live by the R key, we die by the Kayle pick.
We live where wards dare tread.
We rush cutlass no matter the situation.
We spam R no matter the health.
We tower dive no matter that champion.

Zed is love.
Zed is life.

We live by the Zed, we die by the Zed.